Let me tell you some rrats:
Flower will soon go on hiatus because of "reasons", she is pregante.
Milkuols will announce her subathon not so soon, and it will be because she needs the money for a down payment for a new house.
Hazmat has been running a psyop in the threads, he wants to assume the de facto position of aspiring vtuber that all new aspiring vtubers should go to.
Dante saw the plan of hazmat, and because he is a youngling, he can't make the rest of the thread notice this; but he also wants to be the leader of asp in his own way.
Kyuu and Albert have been trying for a while, they are still very early in the whole "relation", they might not come forward with it this year, but they plan on doing so at some point.
Khubie is one of the Vxscera posters, she wants him.
The moderation had a meeting to talk about the state of the threads, the team chose to not ban all the bad posters from here, they are giving them more money than what they would gain if they banned the bad faith posters.
Tupo had a menhera outburst after being rejected, and he needed to astroturf to see who would at least agree with his own view of himself.
Iriya is, actually, not astroturfing himself anymore. He just checks the threads from time to time to find inspiration, and he works on things that people talk about here into more fully fleshed RPs. The recent state of the threads is also why he hasn't made any hit ASMR video recently.
Digby is going blind, that's why his art hasn't been improving all that much and why he has been streaming less and less recently.
Porco has everything figured out, and he just posts here to check on what he might have missed. In a few years he will be another story of success.
Lavandee is another case of a voice actress trying to practice as much as she can, she is working in some other projects but the main goal is to learn to hold that kid tone for an entire day, the culmination of all her practice will be her doing a 24 hour stream without feeling any discomfort on her vocal cords.
Fwofie still posts here, and she does so in bad faith; or at least that's what she tries, but every time she tries to crab she feels too bad for insulting other aspies, so she only says the lamest things, that's why there are always these pseudo-crab posts, with a more passive-aggressive tone than anything else.
Cipher is trying to imitate the success of Haru by also lewding himself, but all that he wants is Haru's attention, which he cannot get because Haru is already in a relationship with someone else.
4milks is trying to network with aspies to climb the social ladder, after that she will approach the girls at lig who also are tied to asp, and her final goal is Randon. They will marry in 2031.
Tornkite was threatened with being doxxed, that's why he had to retire from vtubing; he has been working on a new identity, and has been playing around with voice changers to get a different enough voice to not be recognized.
The other elf vtuber who was working on voice changers is just a paranoid delusional girl, she is a neet and she had an episode where she imagined that she was being stalked, but none of that happened.
The newest girl was a member of the waspcord.
Waspcord is partially responsible for the current state of the thread, they saw that some males were too threatening to let them interact with each other and grow, and they all needed to stop this place from serving it's main function, they even have some agents who work as their main "disctractors" for the most "dangerous" guys.
Olga has had multiple panic attacks and will soon enough need to take another break from streaming, she never wanted all the attention but some of her new friends persuaded her onto chasing the drama as much as she could.
Arvantus popped up because she needed to show herself around and give some life signals, too many aspies bothered her after that tweet of hers so she had to do something to make people leave her alone.
Kogorin is in an abusive relationship with Malphon, but the sex is so good that she can put up with his fits of drunk rage.
Bubby has passed away...
Vita has passed away...
Kopadot has passed away...
Pafu has passed away...
Cygni has passed away...
Pilli has passed away...
Rura has passed away...
Miriuie is still in a coma...