> WW3
> you're knee deep in trench sludge
> your whole squad is wiped out just you and Lujan left
> Chinese PLA drone nails her, bitch looks like spaghetti night at the FOB
> You rush over and she grabs your uniform collar
> "anon, you're the only one here
> I need you to fuck my herpes infested gash.
> It's my final dying wish to be fucked by a chud like you"

How do you respond without sounding like a total faggot?

>>510481702
Imagine. Imagine in any world, where all you had to do was say nothing and you won but decided to double down and self-own yourself. Imagine.

How do you fuck up this badly?