this thread is so unoriginal that i found and copied my answer from desuarchive:
I am a tall, thin, depressed, submissive neet loser who likes to cook and garden and watch anime and hug. You're telling me i get a tall, thin, depressed, submissive neet loser who likes to cook and garden and watch anime and hug? The female me is probably popping out a third baby for some chad right now. My faults are miniscule or even endearing on a woman, while my virtues and character traits are appealing. While as a man, my weakness and character pretty much disqualifies me from life