>Jewish Socialists ruin Cracker Barrel image and loyal patrons
>Stonks tank
>Jewish Socialists buy up all the shares
>Jewish Socialists back off re-branding, saying "just kidding"
>Grannies and boomers/Xers/Millennials happy that Cracker Barrel keeps the cracker and barrel
>Stonks skyrocket again
>Jewish Socialists make off like bandits.