>"Anon, can you tell me a little bit about your dolls?"
>Sure
>That's Mini, she is a little catgirl and she is constantly horny and she is always scheming to win the Vedalbowl by making all of the other girls hate him.
>This one is Cerber, she is kind of like Teletubbies but she secretly has huge boobies. Vedal loves watching her all day on his computer.
>Ellie is cool, she builds robots but she is Jewish. Her figure also lights up and shoots lasers.
>This is Toma, her jaw is kind of messed up but that's because of Vedal, not because I was chewing on it.
>My favorite one is Vedal. He is my boyfriend and all of the girls want to have sex with him but he is mine and you can't borrow him.