While the thread is slow and I'm here (rlg) thought I'd share an observation from my relatively long experience coupled with two fun facts for the archive rats

>(I)
Due to my above average looks I always felt entitled to pussy but my mom humbled me. I'm not only naturally good looking but I went out of my way to be her type only to get little affection back aside from few slips here and there. Could this be extrapolated into a general rule? Not sure.

>(II)
My relationship with mom contains no formalities, she is genuinely like a girlfriend, we make sexual innuendos, I sometimes call her by her first name (though I prefer mom/pet naming much more), the whole nine yards but she suffers from mood swings and does have red lines that she makes sure I regret crossing.

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I'm a picky eater and her cooking is genuinely the best food I have had, too good not to have mentioned it. I can only hope she fucks half as good as she cooks.

Cherish your mommies anons