Anonymous, in the flesh - or, rather, over the monitor. I took the liberty of relieving you of your bait folder. Most of it was Xitter property. As for the (you)s, I think you've earned them. The imageboard, 4chan, is in our control, for the time being... thanks to you. Quite a nasty flamewar you managed over there; I am impressed. That's why I'm here, Mr. Anon. I have recommended your services to my... employers, and they have authorized me to offer you a job. They agree with me that you have limitless potential.

You've proved yourself a decisive shitposter so I don't expect you'll have any trouble deciding what to do. If you're interested, just post this Xitter screencap to the top of the board and I will take that as a yes. Otherwise, well, I can offer you a ban you have no chance of avoiding... rather an anticlimax after what you've just survived. Time to choose...