>>513212210
AWOO
>>513212199
Do catgirls count? Asking for a friend.

>>511314467
Over my dead body.

>both sides are le bad
>said the man attacking only one side in perpetuity
Who do you think you are fooling here, moshe?
>>511160774
Its the variation of "we suck arent we, fellow whites"..

>>510759851
>Elbows pointed at the sky. Its not even close.
Well that settles it, we are winning the Stanley Cup next yet too!

It's past midnight... keep shooting fireworks

>>509541947
CELEBRATE THE BIRTH OF YOUR NATION BY BLOWING UP A SMALL PART OF IT

AWOOING

AWOO!
>be 4th of July
>shove some charcoal in the grill
>pour a mix of my homemade napalm on the briquettes using my modified super-soaker
>use the mountain of flames to ignite my 3-foot long roman candles
>wave my yuge American flag as I begin to fuck my wife as I shoot off my own version of fireworks from my naked dragon creating new life from my patriotic ultra maga semen
>neighbours are not happy but fuck those chinks, spics, europoors, and niggers... today is fucking FREEDOM DAY!
>neighbours calls cops to complain about noise
>a couple of tomboy cops show up
>they see the amount of freedom I am exuding and realize there is no way they can defeat me, even with their level IV body armour
>they rip off their police uniforms in one fell swoop and begin to sing and dance in their underwear to American Pie blasting on the speakers while wearing their little police hats and shooting their sidearms up into the air
>cops run out of bullets but she says don't sweat it
>cop goes to the trunk and pulls out their standard issue ultra american freedom loving and freedom spreading GAU-8 Avenger and begin to spread freedom to all the neighbours
>a month goes by and both tomboy cops come to me saying their are pregnant
>I tell them I have some spare bedrooms and can stay with me
Imagine living somewhere else with shit being fraudulently peddled as anything remotely resembling freedom.
AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

AWOOING

(It's almost AMERICA DAY!)

>>509397066
Thats also true.
You dont negotiate with vermin adn rats to leave your house.
>>509396923
pretty much

>>509022329
It's called FREEDOM you fucking COMMIE BOOTLICKER! AMERICA #1 BITCH! SUCK ON THAT ONE YOU SLANT EYED COMMIE GOOK! ULTRA MAGA BITCH!

DONT FUCK WITH USA

Awoo to you all

AWOO Next up: 4th of July!

AWOOING