Brody's piss: a fizzy, bubbling gold with a potent bouquet of pomegranates, kiwis and oranges. Astringent, burning, sharp palate which leaves a slight film if left to sit on the tongue for an extended period of time. Flavor barely matches the aroma and leaves a harsh finish.

Brody's poop: runny, gooey turds with a nutty grit largely because of vegan diet. Texture has a slight crunch amid the goo which will dribble if careless. Flavor hints of peanuts, almonds, radishes, onions beans and cabbage