How do I get a gf without leaving my house or talking to women?

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200k citylet here, at that point, isn't it much faster to navigate the grid of common streets instead of getting on the highway like the other million idiots are doing at the same time?

I would like a phone that's small, has a single camera, is waterproof, has a plastic back, cheap and durable enough that I don't mind dropping it, decently fast for light multitasking.

HOWEVER
This is impossible to find in any country