>>106200359
there's an ESL third worlder who does it too
they might be the same retard though

>>105677450
Then call my cock Anny cause it's fat as FUCK

yeah that's right bitch

>>104718515
it would be pretty bat

batatvideogames loads up minecraft and the screen fades in with the grassy dirt block spinning and she clicks singleplayer and picks a random world and spawns in a plains biome with some flowers and grass and she stands there for a while just looking around then she slowly walks to the nearest tree and starts punching it until it breaks and then punches another tree and then another tree and collects some logs and opens her inventory to make planks and a crafting table and some sticks and then she places the crafting table and makes a wooden pickaxe and a wooden axe and she cuts down a few more trees because she wants more wood and then she walks around aimlessly for a bit collecting seeds by breaking grass and then she digs a small hole in the ground to get some cobblestone and then she makes a stone pickaxe and a stone axe and she picks up the crafting table and walks around a little more and she finds a small pond and decides to build a tiny dirt hut next to it and she spends a while carefully placing the dirt blocks to make sure the hut is symmetrical and then she puts the crafting table inside and digs a little bit of the floor to make it one block deeper and then she stands there for a while thinking about what to do next then she decides to start a small farm so she makes a wooden hoe and tills some dirt next to the pond and plants the seeds she collected and then she just stands there watching them not grow because it is still daytime and then she walks back inside the hut and waits a few seconds then walks back out and punches a pig for food then remembers she does not have a furnace so she cannot cook it yet so she just holds the raw porkchop in her inventory and walks around again she sees a chicken follows it for a while then ignores it and collects some flowers to decorate the outside of her hut she places the flowers in a straight line in front of the door then walks away again then circles back to admire her flower line then it starts getting dark and she panics slightly and goes inside her hut and blocks the door with dirt and then just stands there waiting for the night to pass but she gets bored so she digs a little staircase down and collects more cobblestone and then makes a furnace and puts the porkchop inside to cook but realizes she has no coal so she uses wood as fuel and then eats the cooked porkchop even though she is not that hungry and then she just keeps digging down until her pickaxe breaks and then she goes back up to craft another one and then she digs some more and finds more stone and then even more stone and then she turns around and goes back up to check on her farm and the wheat has barely grown so she just stands there waiting for it to grow for a while then she walks in a random direction to see if she can find a sheep but she does not find one so she just picks some more flowers and then goes back to her hut and places them on the other side so the flowers are symmetrical and then she goes inside again and looks through her inventory even though there is nothing new then she decides to expand her hut by one block on each side and then she steps back to look at it and nods to herself and then she goes back inside and waits for morning again then when it is morning she goes outside and walks in the opposite direction this time and finds a small hill and climbs it and stands on top of it for a while just looking around and then she goes back down and returns to her hut and checks her farm again and now one piece of wheat is fully grown so she harvests it and replants the seed and then puts the wheat in her chest and closes it and then opens it again to look at it and then closes it again and then she stands in her hut for a while and does nothing then she digs out the floor and replaces it with cobblestone so it looks nicer then she adds a roof made of dirt even though it was already kind of covered before and then she decides to collect more wood so she walks back to the trees and chops them down one by one until her axe breaks then she goes back to her hut makes another axe and repeats this until she has a large amount of wood then she puts it all in her chest and stands there for a moment thinking about what to do with it but then decides not to build anything yet and just walks around a bit more then she sees a cow and slowly walks up to it and hits it once but then lets it walk away and follows it around for a while before getting bored and walking back to her hut again and standing on the roof this time to watch the sunset then she climbs down and goes inside and waits for the night to pass again and then when it is morning she goes out and chops even more trees and collects even more seeds and expands her farm slightly and then stands there waiting for the new seeds to grow again and nothing else happens for a long time until she finally logs off