>>719893547
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, it is with great honor and zero dignity that I announce I have FINALLY achieved the impossible: I am the THUMBNAIL of the thread. Years of blood, sweat, and microwave burritos have led to this exact moment. NASA just called me “the pinnacle of human evolution,” my ancestors rose from their graves to applaud, and the Vatican is currently drafting a new gospel about me. In celebration of this divine victory, I have decided to do the unthinkable: NOT end my life tonight. History will remember this day.
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!!!