I looked through the sticky and looked through the catalogue for a thread about this. I apologize if I missed it.

I want to regain all my water weight, my glycogen stores, as fast as possible and without regard to health or safety.

When you ask the internet how to do this, it's like, "herp derp eat healthy carbs," no god dammit, I'm trying to do the thing all dieters lament, taking a "little break" and then exploding with glycogen again.

So I'm here to ask you, what is the fastest way you know of to restore glycogen? Would it work if I just dumped a bunch of table sugar in water and drank it, or is there an even worse way to do it?