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>hannukah (a holiday which celebrates the slaughter of gentiles btw)
>Shlomo: We only have enough sacred oil to burn for one day!
>Moshe: Yeah, well... let's just see how it goes.
>Shlomo: It's a miracle! The oil has lasted 8 whole days!
>Moshe: (standing next to a half-empty jar of ordinary, non-sacred oil) Uh, yeah... yeah, it's a miracle, all right. No other explanation. Miracle.