>>536931231
i love YOU!!!!<-- lie sorry i don't feel love like that but your love is appreciated
>>536931474
i literally explain what it is in the recording
>>536931636
i would never do such a thing i would never harm a pet only a filthy beast thus why i'd cook a man

hi can someone cast good luck healing spell on me or something my stupid accursed body passed out in a heat induced "nap" and had nightmares and my body feels so weak and Bad and Dizzy Someone cast cure on me Esuna me now

>>531123974
im a chubby genderless being spending my owner's money tyvm

>>531019275
good that was the point it was supposed to be an unpleasant post for the sake of getting people talking.
>>531019375
everything sexual to me is nothingness unless there's pain and hate involved take that as you will.
>>531019583
ok. this isnt a story exactly im just teaching you something. now im gonna go sit in my fpowner's lap and watch things. so no more vocaroos unless i really feel like it.
https://voca.ro/1fJsQ2v6ac97
>>531019896
I KNOOOOWWW IT'S SO FUNNY IT'S SO FUNNYYYY where's the one screenshot of someone being like "UEGGH.. .I KNEW HE'D BE THE NEXT PIRATESOFTWARE..."