While Bean has been a wonderful dog, dogs do need time love and care, which means I have less time to do other things, like to spend it with Pinkie or on my other hobbies. A fair trade I'd say, and one that Pinkie would be more than happy for me to make as well. Plus as I get more efficent with the new routine, I'll be able to be more time efficent as well and that's always good.

>Perhaps Pinkie can help you loosen up...

I'm not sure about that, as me loosening up is part of the reason why I'm a busy bee at the moment. To be fair, what I said was stupid but still. And part of the reason why I like Pinkie is because she is so unlike other people. I actually wrote a love letter to her yesterday which goes more into depth on why that is.

While I don't believe that the only way to be happy is to make my Waifu happy, it gets tiring to live only for yourself, and it also get tiring to try and be friendly and work with unjust, unwise and unbearable people. I try, but I think Pinkie has a much easier time because she is Pinkie for one, and the people/ponies over in FiM or EQG more more bearable if I had to guess.

Lastly, I'd like to mention that I waifu not the girl or the mare, but the soul (for lack of a better term) of Pinkie Pie. Her outer form is simply a vessel for her goodness and her hooves, or lack there of, make no difference to me. I love her mind, her emotions, her being, not her body.

P.S. Would discord technically be
>nohooves
as well? He only has one hoof so technically by virtue of hooves being plural, he qualifies. Check mate noodle numget! Also, sorry I write a lot more than I need to like a blog post, its just nice to talk about these things