>>213766162
pornhub is owned by jews
>need to shake hands with the milkman
>just do it because i can shape-rotate elaborate sex scenes in my mind with any girl I've ever seen
>i could even be thinking about sex right now

>>213619277
my brother got our address banned from doordash by pranking their drivers. founderpranking was one of our favorite moves
>what's this?
>but I just ordered
>really?
>where's the, uh, silverware and plates
>where do I eat it?
nothing some shitskin hates more than having to spend 15 minutes explaining this stuff to a couple of teens in Krocmode

K. Keep me posted

>>509958188
>Hurr durr arrest netanyahu
You cannot arrest diplomats and heads of state that you aren't directly at war with. That's been the law of diplomacy since literally roman times.
A lawyer should know this.

>>507275092
why does the crab have lego hands???????????