>>536408147
It's all part of DA ALFA's plan.

>punk coaches psycho to over 2.2k mr, in like a year of play he's good enough to rob top 10 in the world players offline
>coaches his girlfriend to 1800mr
>when nephew lived with him nephew was the second best NA player in the world
da alfa is a generous god

>>529077530
Kneel before thy ALFA and he shall bless you with the gene.

>>528441154
>>528441320
You pay rent to your JiveGAWD landlord. A JiveGAWD has the right of Prima Nocta to your wives. When a JiveGAWS walks past, you will lower your eyes and head.