>*sigh* you know Makima, there's nothing better than taking the train after grabbing some lunch
>you sure did eat a lot though. I mean wow you can really put it away, haha!
>I never realized you liked refried beans, heavy cream, eggs, and red meat so much. I'll keep that in mind the next time we go out!
>It sure is crowded in here though. It is a festival day so it makes sense people would be out here with their kids. Look at all these happy families. It's a nice reminder of who it is we fight so hard to protect and-
>*PRRRFFTT*
>.....
>*ahem* a reminder of who we fight so hard to prote-
>*BBBBRRRPPPPFFT*
>Oh, uh....Makima are you okay? We can stop and find a restroom if you're not feeling well...
>Wait, why are you laughing?
>*ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ*
>M-Makima...? What are you-
>*BRAAAAAAAAAPP*
>MAKIMA WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! PEOPLE ARE STARING! DO YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY OR SOMETHING!? WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING LIKE-
>*PPPPPPPPFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPHPHPHTTT*
>*cough* OH MY FUCKING GOD MAKIMA STOP!!! THAT'S FUCKING RANCID!!! YOU'RE DISTURBING EVERYONE ON THE TRAIN WITH YOUR FARTING!!!
>*BBBBRRRRRRRRPPHHHHHFFT*
>JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MAKIMA STOP!!! YOU JUST MADE ONE OF THOSE POOR KIDS THROW UP WITH YOUR HOT RANCID FUMES!!! THERE IS LITERALLY A GREEN CLOUD WAFTING UP FROM YOUR ASS!!! GO TO THE FUCKING BATHROOM YOU-
>*a fart sound so loud I lack an adequate onomatopoeia to express it*
>BLLEEEEUURGHHH..... oh god.... oh Jesus I just threw up all over that poor old woman...
>*wheeze* M-makima.... stop..... please.... look around you....
>I can barely see anything through the green haze of your hot fetid gas....
>Makima please stop, y-you..... you're killing everyone with your Tushy Tremors...your Butt Baritone....your deep Rumbling Rump Roars..... your-
>*Makima unleashes a 5 minute uninterrupted blast of ass gas which fills the train car with a thick green miasma*
>M-Makima.... why...? The woman and children.... they're all.....
>*dies from gas*