Ye wanna hear a wee secret? I’ve no mind to give a hoot 'bout what Holly tosses up! I’ll dance me jig as I please, y'see? But mark me words, when someone tosses a wee insult at him, he’ll be thinkin' it’s me doin'! I’ve sown the seeds, and he'll be spinning 'round like a madman while I just be, havin’ me fun! Now, ain’t that just the grandest of jests?