>first time ever playing STALKER call of pripyat
>huh so far this just seems like a janky slavshit shooter and there’s some weird niggerpigs running around too
>dunno why /v/ loves this shit so much, was i memed?
>whatever lets at least blast our way past this checkpoint where the guy wants €10 in rubles (i didnt wanna spend that)
>wtf this accuracy is dogshit and annoying
>ok whatever, wiped those fuckers out and looted more ammo
>awshit, gonna get into a full on gunfight here at this scrapyard, oh well at least the tracksuit wearing fucks are helping me
>win, loot n continue
>get a bit further into the game getting a hang of it
>nearly have an actual fucking heart attack the first time i get buttfucked by a bloodsucker
>had the volume fairly loud because muh shooter games muh loud pewpew
>ROAAAAR *unmanly scream from me*
and thats my STALKER story, ended up playing all of the 3 games after that