>show up with no explanation
>help some aliens seal away satan
>go mad with power and get sealed away by marketable mascots
>get summoned by a giant genie god to face a strong warrior
>lose
>show up with no explanation as a secret boss in a boss rush
>lose
>get summoned by a giant supercomputer and one-shot him
>still lose
>finally enter the world of HD graphics
>get instantly killed by a butterfly before I can even start fighting who then replaces me for the rest of the series
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