>>518566641
you'd be working in the factories and i'd be managing you , maybe don't take drugs or drink and work hard and you wil be like me some day

>>511348019
>oi open up tis inspection day
>olrigh drop yer trousers m8
>let's see that willy o yers gov'na
>been beatin' that poor little chap 'ave ya?
>where's yer wank loicense laddy?
>don't 'ave one innit? magistrate'll fancy this.
>last bloke got 10 buggerings by pakis
>turned his arse inside ou'
>oi that reminds me let's see yer lou cam
>ya 'ave a proper toilet cam innit?
>oi that's another 20 buggerings
>an it don' seem ya been usin' yer seatbelt on the can m8
>anotha 15 buggerings my son
>well while we're out let's see yer tv loicense
>haven't been payin' yeah?
>40 buggerings
>saw a plastic butter knife on yer table when I came in
>that's 100 more m8
>olrigh let's get ya down to the magistrate n tally these up
>course you'll need a buggering loicense before sentencing
>ya 'ave a buggering loicense roight?