>wake up
>make brief eye contact with Estinien cut-out before getting out of bed
>"why is there a circle at his crotch with no paint or finish left?" you think to yourself
>go to check on your kids
>they're still asleep but their eyes are wide open
>start off the morning by filling up each of their medicine trays
>slowly open the door to your gaming room
>Lia is passed out in her gamer chair with her FFXIV character auto-running into a wall in Limsa
>"come on kids wake up, you need to get ready for school"
>they slowly rise out of bed like vampires out of a coffin
>"Didn't Lia tell you? We're taking a mental health day" replies your eldest
>they insist on calling you daddy or daddy-buns but are uncomfortable calling Lia 'mom' for some reason
>this is also the 90th mental health day in a row
>"I want to go to a con and cosplay some prime jailbait daddy!"
>"We talked about this, only once you've turned 18"
>"Lia said she went all the time as soon as she turned 13"
>she what?
>"Anyway, Sans agrees with me I should be able to make my own decisions"
>"Who's Sans?"
>"It's my Character AI, I was asking Lia to help me with my homework but she installed that for me instead"
>"By the way what's a stomach bone daddy?"
>"I have no idea honey why don't you ask Li-Mom about it?"
>"He keeps asking me to jork his stomach bone until his bones turn green and explode"
>"Daddy-buns can you drive me to school?" The youngest says while rubbing her eyes yawning
>"I thought it was a mental health day?"
>"Yeah but I identify as bipartisan now so I have to make compromises"
>whatever gets her to show up to school I guess
>as you pull out of the driveway you see Lia clutching Estinien under one arm while closing the shutters
>getting Rinmama to adopt you was totally worth it