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>Be Wicked Willy the Wizard
>Looking down at the castle from my chair and making plans
>Hmmm... yes....
>I don't actually know what I'm doing I just go with the vibes in the moment
>And the vibes tell me...
>THE FLOOR IS LAVA!
>wave my hands and turn all the water I summoned into boiling pitch because lava is overdone
>make sure to also dump some wherever there's succubi because I still don't like them
>giggling to myself as I float around in the middle of the storm when I hear a voice on the wind
>look down at the field
>there's some naked woman waving at me near the mercenaries
>try to ignore her but she's still yelling at me
>float down to shut her up for good only to realise it's Bob
>how'd Bob get out and when did he turn into a woman?
>she escapes the grip of the mercenary and explains that the girl I kidnapped passed the test
>don't really care, I forgot why I even wanted her
>then bob says she survived eating my mushrooms
>the orange reality bender ones?
>oh now that is interesting
>sadly it looks like the mercenary is more interested in her than me
>think for a moment
>aha! Point at the mercenary and the girl.
"I am Willy Wizard, and in this chilly blizzard, I grant you both a wish! Don't waste this little gift, it's too precious to be whiffed, so be careful to not go squish! Ta ta!"
>summon a blizzard so my words make sense and send bob back to the pocket dimension to clean things up
>wander off looking for those dwarves I paid that one mercenary to find for me