>Be me
>XRP holder
>Got in just before the 2024 election
>HODL less XRP than I like, but more than most
>It's now 2035
>XRP has mooned to $10,589
>I'm retired young(ish) and out of the wage cage
>Go to /xsg/ for old times' sake
>A lot of other people made it too
>Most better than me, some worse, but I'm no richer or poorer because of it
>Hold up
>69 PBTID?
>It's a stinky linky
>Still shilling Chainlink
>The shitcoin is still in existence at $0.50
>Completely buckbroken by XRP
>Stinky insists it will moonshot any day now
>Some things never change