>>41253837
cont.
>bolt back inside, unleash dog, grab closest rifle
>grandpa's remington 742 with a fixed power scope
>30-06 won 2 world wars or something so it can save my ass
>realizing how gay /k/ people are for pretending old rifles are somehow good in the modern day
>go back outside
>dog refuses to follow me
>walk the 100 yards back over to the fence
>literally smells like a homeless camp all of the sudden
>wet diapers, rotten food, cigarette smoke
>oh shit i dropped my cigarette
>reach down the pick it up
>crunch, stop, crunch
>it's still fucking here
>shoot a antique .30-06 round off into the woods, probably should've been in a museum
>silence
>look around with light
>still can't see anything
>still smells like shit
>go back inside and lock doors
>next morning, go look around the fenceline
>smell is gone completely, nothing unusual at all in the woods
>be me still not knowing tf happened or what that was