>>40809100
>oh you want me to talk about myself
>I like to listen to black metal
>I like to read and write poetic epics
>I speak three languages fluently
>I worked at [list of jobs you will never be manly enough to do]
>studying at uni in [insert program]
my life is more interesting than yours
I have more personality than you do and have lived through more interesting events than you have
you are an NPC to me
