>you wake up in Kyōto, Empire of Japan, Meiji 22 (1889 AD). The new Constitution has just been proclaimed earlier this year.
>Confused, you stroll down the street and stumble upon this quaint-looking shop. It looks like it might be a playing cards enterprise...
What do you do next?
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The Nintendo Pledge:
I hereby pledge allegiance to the one and only Nintendō Kabushiki Gaisha, established in the immortal city of Kyōto, ancient capital of the hallowed land of 8 million gods, or the Country of Lush Ears of Bountiful Reed Plains, or the Dragonfly Island, or more commonly, the Land of the Sun's Origin, or in the vulgar anglophone vocalisation, Japan, in the 22nd year of the Meiji era, or Kōki 2549 (that is, AD 1889 for you movie-kusoge-loving filthy gaijin).
Nintendō has made, does make and will always make the best games, in the best Kyōto monozukuri craftsmanship tradition.
My devotion is deep-rooted and eternal, and does not yield to the pedestrian and ever-fluctuating whims of time.
You may love it and support it too.
You may also hate it, mock it or root against it.
But no matter what you do or think, it, just like it has until now surviving wars of every sort and crises of every kind, shall also outlast you. And your dog, your children, your children's children, the current political system of your country, and the death of the galaxy too.
I, lowly trooper and servant of the cause, do solemnly swear:
I will always play Nintendo.
I will always love Nintendo.
I will always defend Nintendo.
Nintendo, my heart belongs to you.
For ten thousand years, forever and ever, until the end of time and beyond.
Amen.
If you too want to pledge, respond to this post with "Peach!"
The Nintendo Pledge:
I hereby pledge allegiance to the one and only Nintendō Kabushiki Gaisha, established in the immortal city of Kyōto, ancient capital of the hallowed land of 8 million gods, or the Country of Lush Ears of Bountiful Reed Plains, or the Dragonfly Island, or more commonly, the Land of the Sun's Origin, or in the vulgar anglophone vocalisation, Japan, in the 22nd year of the Meiji era, or Kōki 2549 (that is, AD 1889 for you movie-kusoge-loving filthy gaijin).
Nintendō has made, does make and will always make the best games, in the best Kyōto monozukuri craftsmanship tradition.
My devotion is deep-rooted and eternal, and does not yield to the pedestrian and ever-fluctuating whims of time.
You may love it and support it too.
You may also hate it, mock it or root against it.
But no matter what you do or think, it, just like it has until now surviving wars of every sort and crises of every kind, shall also outlast you. And your dog, your children, your children's children, the current political system of your country, and the death of the galaxy too.
I, lowly trooper and servant of the cause, do solemnly swear:
I will always play Nintendo.
I will always love Nintendo.
I will always defend Nintendo.
Nintendo, my heart belongs to you.
For ten thousand years, forever and ever, until the end of time and beyond.
Amen.
If you too want to pledge, respond to this post with "Peach!"
>You suddenly wake up in Kyōto, the 22nd year of the Meiji era (AD 1889 for you future movie-kusoge-playing gaijin), the Constitution of the Empire of Japan has just been proclaimed this last 11th February, the nation's 2549th mythical birthday.
>You're roaming around in confusion and in search for answers when you come across this quaint-looking playing card shop.
What do?
>You're roaming around in confusion and in search for answers when you come across this quaint-looking playing card shop.
What do?