Man, for the longest time "calzone" meant to me this shit from Hy-Vee. So glad I left that part of the country

>>21598100
When I was a kid, the ones from Hy-Vee were what "calzone" meant to me. The inside had a very sweet sauce and a weird, very melty processed-type cheese. The sausage was very mild. They used to be $2.50.

Then I moved out east and got re-educated very fast.