Lao Tsu said to Monkey, King of the land of fruit and flowers, Great Sage Equal of Heaven, Master of the 69 Changes, Possessor of the Dragon King of Under the Sea's magic elongating Wishing Rod, "Hey mate, watch my immortality pills." The greatest being in the Universe then ate all the immortality pills, and deciding to trick Lao Tzu shat into the pill case. Lao Tzu turned back and ate the "immortality pills."

Daoists eat Buddhist shit, more olds at 11.