Your attention please!
Place your bets on how many posts the gayper loving ukie-holhol loving, failure to launch, glowniggering, trannycap, MAGA-larping, niggerfaggot named Sam... will spam in this bread anons.
Place them before the bread reaches 100 replies.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!!!!!!!!!

ATTN: Fellow /PTG/ Regular AWOOers...
I have an announcement to make...
After much analysis I have come to the following conclusion...
>clears throat
Shills are fucking retreaded.
That is all.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!!!!!!!!!

>>514753293
>The victims he gathered up all stated that Trump didn't do anything wrong and that he was not implicated in anything nefarious, from what I've gathered, at least. It was enough that the shills got turbo mad, though, so it must not have gone the way they hoped.
Total shill way of thinking and believing. That's what happens when you believe in a politician so much like this lolbert, just because you hate the other guy. Shills purposely avoid reading any of the new stuff that is released, let alone listening to the new maxwell deposition audios, just to keep their TDS fanfiction narrative alive. I criticize drumpf when I disagree on various policies, actions, or initiatives from time to time.... as I live in a realistic geo-political mindset based in reality, not fantasy. Shills really are just jeets, kikes, and gayper spics who will never learn because they are all pretty fucking retreaded.

>>514078298
With law enforcement officials. I'm glad I could help and AWOO!

>>514010539
It's really important that you are explicit. I want to make sure drumpf has all he needs for a defamation case against you, so tell me what is it you are saying Trump did specifically?
https://www.whitehouse.gov/contact/

>Regulars status?
Ultra comf looking at you seething.
btw I alread linked the files, but you shills aren't really interested in that.
I'm glad I could help.
Thank you for your attention to this matter and AWOO!

>>513057777
>It also implies they are irregular (constipated).
They are quite jelly about my regularity, ngl.
Checking those digitals.

>Be me, a /PTG/ regular (just look at this mother fucking shiny ass brass badge from the esoteric and redacted Baker's Guild, pic rel)
>I was just sipping my covfefe today: >>512881894
>Out of the blue, I see a reply. I investigate the matter as one would. It's a shill who seems so eager to engage with me here: >>512882156
>Knowing they are breddy fucking retarded, if we are being honest here, like really fucking retarded, I then gave the shill an hour to make their case: >>512882304
>Surely, they must want to earn some pennies with this rare offer of (You)'s I was offering for this little debate, or so I thought, but they were too scared shitless to even try and even blurt out "pedo" or "Epstein": >>512887434
>I thought their reluctance to spout off anything was odd. So I open up my trusty tricorder to perform a scan on the shill and check on their "Concession status". It reads: "Like taking candy from an autistic baby who is too fucking retarded to even know how to fucking cry."
>I chuckle to myself like Spock as my sides enter orbit so I can rejoin my ship.
>On the ground, near the kike shill, I left behind that penny they were about to earn, glued snuggly to the sidewalk with the Federation's latest forever grade construction adhesive.
Thank you for your attention to this matter. Also awoo.

>Trump is a pedo.
OH BOY, YOU SAID THE LINE!
Hey anon, do you have evidence of him being a pedo?
Have you told him directly about your thoughts?
Why don't you contact drumpf here: https://www.whitehouse.gov/contact/
Post screenshots of your WH submission and email receipt.
I really want to hear how he responds to you.
Although, I have a sneaking suspicion it would likely involve a lawsuit if you are wrong.
You aren't wrong right?
You have nothing to fear about contacting drumpf to tell him what you are shilling about here right?
Oh, I hope you can prove me wrong anon.
Go ahead, if you are so correct, then you shouldn't be afraid of any legal troubles coming your way.
You are right about him being a pedo right?
Anon?
Why are you hanging from that rope?
How are you going to contact drumpf now?
>Oh wait, I need to say this in a language a shill understands.
היי אנונימי, יש לך ראיות לכך שהוא פדו? האם סיפרת לו ישירות על מחשבותיך? למה שלא תיצור קשר עם דרומפף כאן: https://www.whitehouse.gov/contact
פרסם צילומי מסך של הגשת ה-WH שלך וקבלת המייל. אני ממש רוצה לשמוע איך הוא מגיב לך. למרות זאת, יש לי חשד סמוי שזה כנראה ידרוש תביעה משפטית אם אתה טועה. אתה לא טועה, נכון? אין לך מה לפחד מליצור קשר עם דרומפף כדי לספר לו על מה אתה מדבר, נכון? אה, אני מקווה שתוכל להוכיח שאני טועה, אנונימי. קדימה, אם אתה כל כך צודק, אז אתה לא אמור לפחד מצרות משפטיות שיבואו בדרכך. אתה צודק לגבי זה שהוא פדו, נכון? אנונימי? למה אתה תלוי מהחבל הזה? איך אתה הולך ליצור קשר עם דרומפף עכשיו?

>512594591
>What’s that gonna do? The Indians will just wait in lines for days. Why not? Our companies will even give them paid time off to do it. Trump has consistently ignored this issue while having spoke against it pre election. Why the 180? He won’t do shit. The real move is simply to tariff the shit out of that labor too. How about paying an extra 100% on all Indians? 200%?
Drumpf is giving us so many wins on everything from A through W, and you want to spam about him not doing X, Y, and Z on an anonymous image board that's about politics? You understand your demands and timelines are outside of reality in the realm of geo-politics, yet you pretend not to know this through your constant shilling about fringe issues.
>Why doesn't Drumpf just rapture all the illegal spics and jeets away overnight /ptg/? (you sound even more retarded an unrealistic than this btw)
What you don't understand is that every politician is a compromise, and the only politician you will ever fully support on every issue is yourself.
Now let's say you became president, tried to do all the shit you spam about, only to find judges, congress, the media, other world leaders, and half your population is against you. Your agenda slows or even more realistically, you end up resigning because you are a weak and spineless shill with not motivation to do what is needed to be a fucking President. Nor do you have even 1 basis point of the resolve that Drumpf has, to push through all the adverserial forces pushing against your agenda.
You honestly sound like a shitty worker if you are worried about a jeet doing a better job than you in any profession.
>Drumpf, clear all the jeets away so my shitty work ethic and skills can jump to the front of the interview line. (this is what you are really saying)
That said, Drump is working on jeets right now, you fucking panican faggot of a shill.
I'm glad I could help. AWOO!

>512559186
>512559642
>512560435
>512559649
Hey anons, do you have evidence of him being a pedo?
Have you told him directly about your thoughts?
Why don't you contact drumpf here: https://www.whitehouse.gov/contact
Post screenshots of your WH submission and email receipt.
I really want to hear how he responds to you.
Although, I have a sneaking suspicion it would likely involve a lawsuit if you are wrong.
You aren't wrong right?
You have nothing to fear about contacting drumpf to tell him what you are shilling about here right?
Oh, I hope you can prove me wrong anon.
Go ahead, if you are so correct, then you shouldn't be afraid of any legal troubles coming your way.
You are right about him being a pedo right?
Anon?
Why are you hanging from that rope?
How are you going to contact drumpf now?
>Oh wait, I need google translate to say this in a language a shill understands.
היי אנונימי, יש לך ראיות לכך שהוא פדו? האם סיפרת לו ישירות על מחשבותיך? למה שלא תיצור קשר עם דרומפף כאן: https://www.whitehouse.gov/contact
פרסם צילומי מסך של הגשת ה-WH שלך וקבלת המייל. אני ממש רוצה לשמוע איך הוא מגיב לך. למרות זאת, יש לי חשד סמוי שזה כנראה ידרוש תביעה משפטית אם אתה טועה. אתה לא טועה, נכון? אין לך מה לפחד מליצור קשר עם דרומפף כדי לספר לו על מה אתה מדבר, נכון? אה, אני מקווה שתוכל להוכיח שאני טועה, אנונימי. קדימה, אם אתה כל כך צודק, אז אתה לא אמור לפחד מצרות משפטיות שיבואו בדרכך. אתה צודק לגבי זה שהוא פדו, נכון? אנונימי? למה אתה תלוי מהחבל הזה? איך אתה הולך ליצור קשר עם דרומפף עכשיו?

>>512476476
>"Evidence Files" doesn't assume a "client list" exists
I can see how someone like you who conflates things all the time might think otherwise, then again you aren't exactly known for your geo-political analysis being backed by proven results, like mine is. Who first thought of the idea of their being a list at all? What is just an assumption that made it's way into the narrative. What you should be asking is where are the cell tower records showing all the phones that have pinged to that tower on the island and who owned those phones? But that would get you a list that include people who just happen to be on the island for whatever reason, but didn't engage in child sex acts. If you assume everyone, even the landscapers on the island did that, then you would make for a pretty shitty law enforcement agent who scoops up people who weren't involved in such acts. Cell tower data will help you get the leads, but isn't the final nail in the coffin for just being on an island if you want to meet the standards of evidence in a criminal case. Either way, no records that drumpf was ever there even exists, so he woudln't be on the cell tower records anyways. I'm glad I could help.

>v4fCbSBd
>26 posts by this poster lmao spamming shit that proves my point even more.
>Hard to think of a better way to spend the day
Not being a glownigger who spends pointless time spamming an image board and is actually a productive member of society would be a start lmao. People simply put up with you. You have to samefag new ids to even seem even partially liked in any regard.
>>512400667
You'll definately find more than what you are looking for at that show. I remember they even had a pickle vendor with barrels of all sorts of tasty spicy and sweet pickles there too.

I'M HERE AGAIN, TO AWOO!
I'M GOING TO KEEP AWOOING ALL YOU FUCKING...
KIKES, (they are great at dancing, world famous even)
GUM GUZZLING GROYPER FAGGOTS, (of course I repeat myself here)
SHILLS, (of course I repeat myself here)
FAGGOTSHILLS, (of course I repeat myself here)
FAGGOTS, (of course I repeat myself here)
COMMIES, (of course I repeat myself here)
SPAMMING FAGGOTS, (of course I repeat myself here)
SPAMMERS, (of course I repeat myself here)
MEMEFLAGGING SPAMMING FAGGOTS, (of course I repeat myself here)
LEAFS, (rake those leafs without mercy!)
NIGGERFAGGOTS,
NIGGERS, (oh boy do I hate me some fucking niggering niggerydoing niggers!)
CONFUSED BOOMERS,
JANNIES,
AND FRENS UNTIL YOU ALL AWOO!
I'M BACK YOU NIGGERLY BROWN GAYPER SHILLNIGGERS!
A /PTG/ Regular has returned, and the jeet shills hired by pissrael are already fearing that I am redeeming all their giftcards! They would be correct about that too, AWOO!
If shills believe they have something worthwhile to say, how do they explain why no one bumps own threads?
It's really funny how proudly the shills show off how much seething and coping they are doing. They really do fear the AWOO: >>512201581 (pic rel filename)

>/ptg/ regulars
Why do shills think they are able to go toe to toe, hand to hand (esoterically and redactedly because hands aren't even real either, likes toes) with a /ptg/ regular?
That's like a retarded toddler (not even autistic, just really fucking retarded while walking on their tippy toes) trying to beat the game Dark Souls on the highest difficulty level with one esoterically and redacted hand tied behind their backs. Git Gud shills. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I'M HERE AGAIN, TO AWOO!
I'M GOING TO KEEP AWOOING ALL YOU FUCKING...
KIKES, (they are great at dancing, world famous even)
GUM GUZZLING GROYPER FAGGOTS, (of course I repeat myself here)
SHILLS, (of course I repeat myself here)
FAGGOTSHILLS, (of course I repeat myself here)
FAGGOTS, (of course I repeat myself here)
COMMIES, (of course I repeat myself here)
SPAMMING FAGGOTS, (of course I repeat myself here)
SPAMMERS, (of course I repeat myself here)
MEMEFLAGGING SPAMMING FAGGOTS, (of course I repeat myself here)
LEAFS, (rake those leafs without mercy!)
NIGGERFAGGOTS,
NIGGERS, (oh boy do I hate me some fucking niggering niggerydoing niggers!)
CONFUSED BOOMERS,
JANNIES,
AND FRENS UNTIL YOU ALL AWOO!
I'M BACK YOU NIGGERLY BROWN GAYPER SHILLNIGGERS!
>/PTG/ Regulars
A /PTG/ Regular has returned, and the jeet shills hired by pissrael are already fearing that I am redeeming all their giftcards! They would be correct about that too, AWOO!

If shills believe they have something worthwhile to say, how do they explain why no one bumps own threads?
Why do they have to scam people into reading their own posts?
Because nobody wants to hear from pedo catboi tranny faggot cumhunters who go around at night with their special "MEGA AFPAC DONATOR", signed "Nick Fuentes Everyday" branded "Star of David" laser-etched limited edition "CUMHUNTER SQUAD" blacklights. That's why.

I'M HERE AGAIN, TO AWOO!
I'M GOING TO KEEP AWOOING ALL YOU FUCKING...
KIKES, (they are great at dancing, world famous even)
GUM GUZZLING GROYPER FAGGOTS, (of course I repeat myself here)
SHILLS, (of course I repeat myself here)
FAGGOTSHILLS, (of course I repeat myself here)
FAGGOTS, (of course I repeat myself here)
COMMIES, (of course I repeat myself here)
SPAMMING FAGGOTS, (of course I repeat myself here)
SPAMMERS, (of course I repeat myself here)
MEMEFLAGGING SPAMMING FAGGOTS, (of course I repeat myself here)
LEAFS, (rake those leafs without mercy!)
NIGGERFAGGOTS,
NIGGERS, (oh boy do I hate me some fucking niggering niggerydoing niggers!)
CONFUSED BOOMERS,
JANNIES,
AND FRENS UNTIL YOU ALL AWOO!
I'M BACK YOU NIGGERLY BROWN GAYPER SHILLNIGGERS!
>/PTG/ Regulars
A /PTG/ Regular has returned, and the jeet shills hired by pissrael are already fearing that I am redeeming all their giftcards! They would be correct about that too, AWOO!

If shills believe they have something worthwhile to say, how do they explain why no one bumps own threads?
Why do they have to scam people into reading their own posts?
Because nobody wants to hear from pedo catboi tranny faggot cumhunters. That's why.

>the /ptg/ regulars
Looks like the shill has never heard of Southern Baptists. I hear that mudslimes like these shills fear the Southern Baptist.
>>511999872
You've been having a lot of fun with those Sydney Sweeney prompts. Also AWOO!

>Gave regulars 10 minutes
Hello anon... I hope you are ready to find out after all that fucking around you have been spamming. For some reason you are pretty fucking retarded to think that drumpf is listening to what you are saying on an anonymous image board. With that said...
I'M HERE AGAIN, TO AWOO!
I'M GOING TO KEEP AWOOING ALL YOU FUCKING...
KIKES, (they are great at dancing, world famous even)
GUM GUZZLING GROYPER FAGGOTS, (of course I repeat myself here)
SHILLS, (of course I repeat myself here)
FAGGOTSHILLS, (of course I repeat myself here)
FAGGOTS, (of course I repeat myself here)
COMMIES, (of course I repeat myself here)
SPAMMING FAGGOTS, (of course I repeat myself here)
SPAMMERS, (of course I repeat myself here)
MEMEFLAGGING SPAMMING FAGGOTS, (of course I repeat myself here)
LEAFS, (rake those leafs without mercy!)
NIGGERFAGGOTS,
NIGGERS, (oh boy do I hate me some fucking niggering niggerydoing niggers!)
CONFUSED BOOMERS,
JANNIES,
AND FRENS UNTIL YOU ALL AWOO!
I'M BACK YOU NIGGERLY BROWN GAYPER SHILLNIGGERS!
A /PTG/ Regular has returned, and the jeet shills hired by pissrael are already fearing that I am redeeming all their giftcards! They would be correct about that too, AWOO!
Btw, i'm eating some edibles now so I'm going to really be enjoying putting you in your place and accepting all those concessions you proffer to me with your garbage takes! I do hope you will be very entertaining! Also, AWOO!
>>511995435
AWOO!
>Crimson Tide
I still can't get over learning about the fact that "The Hunt For Red October" was based on a true story in most regards: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkBQl7YRI3E

>>511236658
>I see zero difference between you and a gayper, you're both brown goblins who supported Trump for the better part of the last decade.
Anon I see you are back again from this post: >>511233298
I addressed you here: >>511233584
And here: >>511234303
So it's clear to me you are both retarded, and seething!
I'm glad I could help!