>I'm calling about a man who has seemingly been making the rounds of all the women's shelters in a 40 miles radius and absconding with their garbage.
>they've been dumping their garbage?
>No, they're taking the garbage.
>The dumpster?
>No, the trash. They take the whole bin. Load up a trailer in the middle of the night and they're gone in an instant.
Soon this will be like robbing a bank. Start stacking garbage now, while you still can. Get like me. If ur over 30 and ur living room doesn't look like this u failed in life.