Hey Faggots,

My name is Carl Wheezer, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-life cucks who spend every second of their day watching their girlfriends get fucked by me and my BVLLS. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of married men because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Ms. /co/ winners.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm best friends with a supergenius, and i can mimic anyone, something nobody can do. What feats do you have, other than "getting my wife pregnant even though i didn't fuck her"? I also get straight A's, and have many banging hot girlfriends (One of them just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and one of my bitches.