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It doesn't seem like this situation will be resolved to our satisfaction anytime soon.
>"Yeah dude, I'm serving about the U.S.S. William Jefferson Clinton"
>"I'm not sure what he really did, I think he got his dick sucked by an Israeli spy or something? She was fat and wearing a blue dress he nutted on. He also shoved a cigar in her coochie."
>"then every news outlet in America was literally jerking off to telling the story over and over again"
>"...and all the late-nite shows were making fat jokes about her and her friend who looked like a man"
>"but that was before Israel annexed America in 2027. Everybody says that life was much better then."