>be me
>United States of America
>see stock market and economy about to shit the bed
>big brain moment.jpg
>decide to print all the money I can
>instantly spend it all on Bitcoin
>BTC moons harder than Elon’s Mars plans
>USD crashes into oblivion
>other countries scrambling, too slow
>now sitting on more BTC than anyone else
>world slowly transitions to BTC standard
>me, the new crypto king
