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I don't know! How about be involved in your son's life? How about stop being embarrassed by your son's mere existence? It's not hard! Oh, wait. It actually takes something that is called love. And that's something I don't think you have! We get what I think is supposed to be this movie's trademark Disney sad scene, where Chicken Little actually wants to make his father proud-no wait, wants his father's love. And I am NOT going to let that go. And Chicken Little actually wishes upon the stars for it. So Chicken Little signs up for baseball and is once again thrown into the wayside. He's not allowed to play while Foxy Loxy takes all of the glory.

[Caption: Must be a really fucking slow news day.]

Meanwhile, his friends try to coach him on how to be a better player. Speaking of Foxy Loxy, she's a character we're supposed to hate, while Buck is someone we're not supposed to hate! Enough said.

[Fish roars while gurgling]

Okay how the hell do you make the "spastic weirdo of the group" cliché? I didn't think that was possible, but they apparently found a way.

Announcer: Again, this excitement isn't just about the fun of baseball, it's about the gloating, and rubbing their noses in it, the "Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah, we beat you!" taunting if you will...