>Have you seen the taxes the empire is levying on the holds? Outrageous! They make sweetrolls expensive and then they ban our gods.
>Only an elf could do that to you. An elf or an imperial. A nord, a nord who actually cares about Skyrim - they would never do that to you.
>A redguard wouldn't do that to you either, it's insidious. redguards aren't even sinister enough- they don't have the evil scheming to do that. redguards mug you on the side of the road, they're not going to concoct a scheme like that.
>That's elves and imperials working together to rape your life.
>>wow haha that's so crazy, dragonborn