>>719200146
>yes big govt please pwn yourself for no reason
are you stupid

the first time the electric toothbrushes in the house all died around the same time was coincidence
the second time it happened it was a very weird mystery
the third time it happened was what i can only describe as “sexual malice”, cindy, you fucking coomer.
i swear to fuck i thought female coomers were a myth until my own flesh and blood got kicked out of the university of american samoa. you know what you have to do to get kicked out of a tropical degree mill? its fucking bad
i have advised the rest of my family to brush their teeth at the gas station like i do now. i like a slice of breakfast pizza and a diet coke before, its the big thing standing between me and my mind snapping under the stress of the implications of what we’d all been brushing into our gums before
anyway, nn again frens, stay comf

>>507165205

they're brown like my feces and prefer women the same age as my scotch, I may be the dumbest goy alive but at least im no sandnigger.