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>Halloween isnt pagan! i-its christian!
>carve vegetables to look like spooky skulls and demonic faces to scare off evil spirits
>give offerings of candy to children dressed up as ghosts and demons as reenactment of ancient rituals to avert malevolent spirits
>these children are obliged by sacred law to throw eggs and rocks at your house if you refuse to propitiate them with said offerings
>all of this occurs on the same date as samhain, 'summers end' one of the 4 great celtic pagan holidays recorded in old lore