The Sun has fallen out of orbit due to the collective mass of the posters in this thread, and will impact the Earth in seven days, next Sunday.
Each anon has been assigned their own Deluxe Fat Fuck Bunker (prototype pictured) to accommodate their unreasonable bulk.

Next Sunday, beginning 12AM EST not whenever you go to bed, you will only have access to your survival supplies.
Because of the huge expense of building a jumbo bunker for each hamplanet, the feds only had a very limited budget to allot to you for food, so all you will have is:
- 3 standard size cans (you know the size) of your chosen vegetables (actual vegetables - peas, corn, carrots, etc)
- 1 standard can of something starchy (beans, new potatoes, lima beans, etc)
- 5 or 10 ounces (dry weight) of canned or vacuum sealed meat, so say two cans of tuna OR one of those bigger cans of chicken/pork/beef OR maybe one of those extra small snack bags of jerky OR a slim jim or something like that, imagine the amount of meat in two cans of tuna and try to match that
- 10 saltine crackers in a plastic bag, no more no less
- 1 standard daily multivitamin and/or some electrolytes for water
- 1 low calorie protein drink, like a muscle milk or something
- optionally 1 flavored water of some kind, no calories/artificially sweetened
- up to 1 gallon of bottled/jugged water, ideally distilled water to make it seem different than normal bottled water, or if you have a portable water filter of some sort (straw filter, brita pitcher, etc) congratulations you can filter the suntonium out of the tap water and drink it
- any one chocolate bar under 200 calories OR 200 calories of raisins and peanuts

That is all the food you can have next Sunday because you will be in the weigh too much bunker avoiding the sun's collision, so be sure to stock up in advance.