Most english food dishes are a meme
>be american from east coast around DC but regularly go up north
>have some UK friends online
>finally have the ability to go to UK
>OI BRUV U GOTTA GET SOME REAL FOOD
>land in London stay a few days for post flight before going to meet them want to try out some fish and chips
>ask for advice AW M8 ANYTHING SHOULD BE GOOD
>look up a few places find one place that's not too on the tourist foot path
>go in order some take a pic send it to my friends
>THAT LOOKS FUKIN GOOD M8
>it's mid at best compared shit in Boston, NYC, PH, some of the smaller spots around the Chesapeake Bay area
>tell them about it when we meet up
>OH LET'S TAKE U TO A REAL PLACE THEN M8
>it's still just plainly mid

Get told how my mouth has been rotted by 'not real food' and how it doesn't have enough sugar on it or some retarded shit. After that we went to a few places, all the time they'd just eat shit from greggs, basic bitch meals, and the most tasteful food we had out of anything was some turkish people making kebabs or tacos(for some weird reason). I think a "full english breakfast" is possibly the only thing that could tie in overratedness.

This fuckin retards need like some mexican breakfast dishes or some southern cooking to have any kind of flavor. I stand by my sentiment that the average bong is just too inebriated or hungover at all times of the day to care about decent food.