Was in Las Vegas and saw a MILF that was either really drunk, or someone had put something in her drink, trying to get on the elevator. I asked if she was ok and she asked for help getting to her room. She handed me her key card and told me the room number.

After I got her in her room she completely passed out.

Fucking a passed out MILF isn't as good as one that is into it, but she didn't make me wear a condom either.