>be me
>whole country in panic mode
>out of everyone I know, I’m the only one with legal guns and ammo stockpiles
>girls who curved me back in the day show up with puppy eyes
>“anon… you’ll keep us safe, right?”
>tfw house turning into makeshift fortress, feels like STALKER basecamp
>tfw every chick that rejected me is practically queueing outside
>but the joke’s on them
>I don’t care about their fake loyalty
>I only care about Aqua
>all these desperate women trying to crawl into my bed while artillery echoes in the distance
>and I’m still sitting here, thinking of my useless, drunk, blue-haired goddess
>tfw war bride harem event triggered
>tfw my heart is already taken by someone who doesn’t even exist