>>521263770

Jeets love scrum

India's culture of erratic change perfectly matches the West's lust for scrum.


https://www.cio.com/article/251027/why-india-loves-scrum.html

>>519824820
this is how scrum originated in the modern workplace

India's culture of erratic change perfectly matches the West's lust for scrum.

This was a lightbulb moment for me to understand why people in India passionately love scrum. Thanks to scrum they can work in their very own comfort zone!

https://www.cio.com/article/251027/why-india-loves-scrum.html

How did we end up with so many jeets in positions of power.
The answer is scrum/kanban/kibana/agile. This shit infested corporate america to enforce complacency and quell opposition to jeets.

>>519702390
too deep for jeets, wtf are you talking about? just respect our culture, stupid yankee
had you have any brains, you wouldn't let us in
if I were you, food would be the least of my worries

>>519482305
>even have one day off
their systems require constant babysitting, they were not supposed to operate this way but here we are, thank you scrum for letting pajeets unleash shit on us

Is scrum a cargo cult? What's the purpose? Jeet accomodation?

>>519122634
they should have used scrum/agile more

>>518973429

All of this has been incorporated into corporate culture via scrum/agile/code of conduct

No idea is too stupid to try.
Be nice, always.

>>518759709
they prefer not to oppose them openly for fear of getting caned

you might say everybody loves scrum and jeets

Poos have subverted corporate america, while whites wonder why they can't get hired.

>>106016909
thanks to jeets the job is no longer creative.

I am flabbergasted how nobody noticed the scrum/agile menace came about because of jeets.

What could possibly "A Culture of Erratic Change" lead to?

https://www.cio.com/article/251027/why-india-loves-scrum.html

>>509679851
>>509679782

Kissing ass is a very important skill. If you knew anything you would be kissing ass too. Now, go do scrum.

>>509606768
>They treat everyone below them like shit and they kiss the ass of the people above them
This is what they turn the western culture into. Same shit they came from.

India's culture of erratic change perfectly matches the West's lust for scrum.

https://www.cio.com/article/251027/why-india-loves-scrum.html

> This was a lightbulb moment for me to understand why people in India passionately love scrum. Thanks to scrum they can work in their very own comfort zone!