>Be me
>I just like to do drag and makeup
>nothing too crazy
>just spent new years with the boys
>felt tired so I want to go home
>get inside my beat the fuck up 1998 dodge daytona
>put key in ignition
>carwontstart.jpg
>wtf
>try again but before I can put the key in I see a shadow in the back seat
>I turn around
>it’s Batman or someone dressed like him
>what’s Batman doing in my car?
>instantly take a hit to the head
>am knocked out
>wake up hours later with no track of time and major knot on my head
>it’s dark and can’t tell where I am
>lights turn on
>take another hit to the head
>ouch
>look around
>its fucking Batman again but this time I can tell it’s real
>WHERE ARE THEY? Batman roars
>im shitting my femsuit by this point
>start crying and try to use my fem voice to deescalate the situation
>batman isn’t having it and smashes my left hand
>a manly scream leaves my already shattered vocal cords
>WHERE ARE THEY?!?!?!
>batman I don’t know what you’re talking about! I want to go home
>he pulls me out of the chair and smashes me against the one way glass window
>grabs me again and brings me face to face
>I can smell the torta he ate earlier
>I know you hid them somewhere. Tell me where?!!
>try again with the fem voice but Batman grabs my estrogenated balls and yanks
>voice gets lower the lower he brings them to the ground
>tell him I’m not a bad guy I just enjoy drag that’s all
>he lets go
>thank god
>grabs me again
>wait you’re not joker?
>no I’m not joker
>batman quickly realizing he made a mistake knocks me out again
>wake up several hours later but i wake up in the drive way of my friends house in the city
>disoriented and confused I try looking for my car
>car is gone
>goddamn it
>try to get my bearings I call my friend to come open the door
>he answers but says he’s out of town
>hang up begin to cry
>I just wanted to look pretty for New Years