On April 1st, 4chan is sold to Elon Musk for $40,000,000,000.

To figure out how to make money from 4chan, Elon divides the users up into different "beta testing" groups. Every hour, different features (some old, some new) are given out and taken away, including
>the Emoji picker
>decorative hats on your images
>changing the colors of your posts
>giving nicknames/flair to another user's post
>the "Super Dislike", deleting 1 (one) post from another user
and of course, anybody with a 4chan Pass has all the features for the entire day.

Also, each page has a monitor to show the share price of 4chan's stock. That number starts off quite high and is accompanied by smug /biz/ memes. Then it starts to dip and it's accompanied by a nervous /biz/ memes. We end with the price hitting zero alongside panicking /biz/ memes.

On April 2nd, Elon sells 4chan back for $3.50.