>>725706026
>Never the girl
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good match before 2021 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out her indie comfort even when Steam threw millions at her
>Main evented the lowest drawing QoV
>Main evented the lowest drawing tournament in general
>Tanked the voter-rate of QoV
>Was never in the main title picture at all because she was never a big enough deal
>not even the best character of her Recettear stable
>Only the 2nd best member of Finals
>Only the 4th best member of Semifinals
>Only the 8th best member of the E8
>Her backstage drawfag "aerd" was utterly BTFO by The FBI and achieved nothing notable except inflicting pedophilia on the world
>Her catchphrase was cringeworthy
>Her dumb outfit was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls herself """"""""DA BEST PURE CAMPAIGN IN DA /V/""""""""
>Shit taste in herbs
>Shit hairstyle
>Has her ex boyfriend tattooed on her back (I know this)
>Failed at her first relationship so badly that she resorted to marrying money
>Only significant achievement was accidentally being booked to have a lucky bracketed QoV winning streak
>Is the board equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty popularity level for 15 years
>Drew so poorly in 2007 that everyone forgot until Steam resold her
>spent the latter part of her career burying superior young indie talent
>Buried Mado and ruined her potential relationship with Batter because she didn't shake her hand backstage
>Buried Jill Valentine for no reason
>Buried Marisa for no reason
>Killed the Queen of /v/ title
>Is retroactively one-shotted by everyone

>by far the lowest seed to ever win
>the only winner not nominated in the first two nomination threads to ever win (nominated in the fucking 7th one)
>won super narrowly in the first round and super narrowly in finals
>all this >>150913559
Recette is a genuine tourney anomaly. Either the result of all the cards falling perfectly or some major fuckery. Add on the fucking Hexfag and aerd getting their jumpstart with her and her effect on King and she's basically the nexus point of /v/ meta.