>Based on actual horses, referencing IRL events
>No Hasbro meddling, only mandates are from the actual horse owners demanding things like that the characters have bigger tits
>Fully endorsed by the yakuza
>Doesn't flanderize its entire cast, no magic poochi, no G5
>Doesn't have to deal with the fandom slowly morphing into furfags, watching conventions turn pony cons into furry cons
>No portal to Equestria needed, horses are right here and you can send them grass.

It's time to get off the ride, old man. Admit it. There are greener pastures elsewhere.