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>>Be chill
>>Conquer everything around you
Pick one (1).
>>Be pioneer in everything
Ancient Egypt was not in fact French.
>>Be the creator of Italy
Italy (specifically Julius Caesar) created the nation that would later be renamed to "France", not the other way around.
>>Make your nobility create Great-Britain by conquering England
England taking over the whole island was inevitable.
>>Save Spain in 732 so they dont become a Muslim country
Fair.
>>Civilize the krauts during the Frankish Empire era and be pioneer of every krauts civilization
Yeah right, the Goths and Franks took Rome from the Italians and joined Catholicism to legitimize their rule to them.
>>Invade the HRE and Prussia, civilize them so they can form Germany to chimp out later on
Germany was majority literate for centuries before France. And it's quite ironic for a Frenchman to accuse anyone of chimping out, knowing about the French Revolution.
>>Be founder of the USA by carrying their revolt to annoy the british which is your first colony
Backing the Americans doesn't make France America's founder; the Americans founded the USA themselves.
>>Colonize 1/10 of the planet
Greed is a sin, and such blatant megalomania is hardly worth celebrating.
>>Win the most battles in history
Most of which France also started.
>>Start to relax after a millenar of excellence
>>Say nothing
>>Make everyone around you seethe with "french surrender" whenever France is mentionned
Probably true for shitskins, but White people pick on France because French culture is insufferably narcissistic.